i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
did you just send me my own nude
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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