Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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