Fine. I'll sleep in my office
either way he was missing a nipple.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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