Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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