wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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