? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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