walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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