the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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