Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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