Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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