Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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