I need help removing her.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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