Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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