Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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