if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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