I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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