What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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