Your face is a jimmy john
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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