Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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