His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
