covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I am available for nakedness
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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