I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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