her vagine was all disorganized.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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