i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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