My brain says no but my pants say off.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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