i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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