Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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