Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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