i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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