Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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