He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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