Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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