I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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