You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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