I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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