What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think i have two assholes
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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