brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize