The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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