I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I'm really busy with my period
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