thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Randomize
