Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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