I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
as a side note pls kill me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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