Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
