we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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