I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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