i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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