Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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