He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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