I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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