He uses pillows to masturbate.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
3pm strippers are depressing
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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