Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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