You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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