i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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