marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i dont even know how to be here
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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