Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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