my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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