the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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